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The Pemperlet-dracular
The Pemperlet-dracular
The Pemperlet-dracular is a gnome sized predator. Not many people come across the Pemperlet-dracular because of its rather nasty appetite!
Disgusting Diet
This tiny creature needs 4 large portions of tosuel an hour! Furthermore, a slurp of mincank is required.
Expert Exercise
5 appropriately lengthed runs a week are compulsory ; should be approximately 5 miles(or 6). It is vital that this creatures toad-like legs has some exercise.
Exiting Extras
Their prickly furs must be brushed twice a week and, I warn you, don’t pick them up or you never no what might happen!
Conclusion
Overall, if you are wanting a Pemperlet-dracular , make sure you put them to bed far away from other animals or you’ll find a blood spatted pillow beside a dead pet and large bellied Pemperlet-dracular!
Glossary
Tosuel- a milky, disgusting duck paste.
Mincank- a type of coffee and tea mix.
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