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The Mad Mix by Lucy T.
The Mad Mix
Once upon a time in the 1980’s there was a kind boy called Filipe. He lived in Brazil where he made chocolate, but not normal chocolate! Filipe’s recipe for making chocolate went like this:
- First he gathered six pods of cocoa beans
- Next he squashed them all up and mixed them in a bowl with butter
- Then he added 99kg of vinegar
- A rotten, stinky fish or two was next in line
- What a treat, baked beans and cabbage are dumped in next
- Olives and peperoni get thrown in the gooey, sticky mixture
- Finally, in goes the coke a cola
After he’d made bags full of chocolate he got a ferry to take it to Ireland. When the strange chocolate arrived, the Queen ordered her loyal servant to collect a bar. When she tried it, she said “This chocolate tastes really rather horrible.” But all of a sudden, something magical happened, something amazingly magical… the chocolate came whizzing and fizzing out of her mouth and into the sky where it was never to be seen again. The Queen’s daughter (Mallaidh) watched in wonderment and wanted to try it for herself.
Later that afternoon Mallaidh had her first bite of the interesting chocolate, curiously it didn’t behave in the same way as it did for her mother, instead it made her fly up, up and away. After a while Mallaidh floated down gracefully and said in astonishment “Wow, that was the best experience I have ever had, I must to do that again.” So Mallaidh had another marvellous chocolate squidge, this time it turned her upside down and changed her into a meowing dog.
Soon the whole land was filled with wacky animals and bizarre behaviours. So Filipe stopped making and baking before the world erupts. Find out what nutty invention Filipe will dream up in the next story.
Comments that people have made about this blog post
That was brilliant,Lucy!
I'm amazed,there were loads of emotive language!!!